Maailman kauheimmat pyörät

nysimum · February 10, 2015, 3:04pm

Apua

e: Mitäihm siis seisontatukikin? Vai onks toi vaan kuvaa varten (jos on, y u no photoshop)?

normaali · February 10, 2015, 3:05pm

Mietinkin, että STI-vivut ei varmaan mahdu budjettiin.

miglos · February 10, 2015, 4:21pm

^
ei pyhä sylvi! hahahaa

DanielBraun · February 10, 2015, 4:27pm

Tossa pyörässä on kyllä kaikki niin väärin…

snaamari · February 10, 2015, 4:30pm

No siinä on kyllä artefaktia kerrakseen.

nysimum · February 10, 2015, 4:35pm

Siirränpä tänne, on oikeampi topsuli.

Viltsu - 17:52, 10.2.2015 » [TÄTÄ ON ODOTETTU](http://www.amazon.com/Gears-Speed-Bicycle-Mechanical-Brakes/dp/B00RQNRTUS/ref=sr_1_2?s=cycling&ie=UTF8&qid=1423547072&sr=1-2)

Hajoilen noille Amazon-arvosteluille :D

When this bike first arrived, I got a few of my friends from the gym to help me carry the box from my front porch to the living room, where we unpacked it. 11 days later, after a few quick trips to the local bike shop for a some extra screws, new calipers and cables and a new bottom bracket, my baby was born.

It’s hard for me to express just how much I adore the fine craftsmanship and high quality components that went together into making this bike. I call her Machete, because that’s what it says on the top tube and again on the seat tube where there is also a bitchen picture of an actual machete-knife thingy. I suspect people are a little bit intimidated to see a person riding on a bike called Machete. They are always running behind saying, “Hey, something came off your bike,” or some such, trying to shake me up or throw me off my game. But I ain’t got time for that.

I don’t have any complaints, but if I did have one it might be that the head tube seems to be separating from the down tube above the front fork, and kind of wiggles a bit. I’m not sure if that’s bad or not, but so far there have been no problems beyond a few cracked spokes and a broken seat clamp and a snapped pedal. 5/5

A true quiver killer.

I race road, cross, xc, time trial, and dabble in tri. The VP A01 Machete is my new go to bike for everything. First off it’s got a bitchin’ aero profile and matching wheels for slick as snot speed, but don’t be fooled this is no simple time trial bike. It’s got a short stem and top mounted brake levers making it capable for cross and light XC duty on the trails. The disc brakes are just icing on the cake when it comes to maximum control in the rough stuff.

No, your eyes aren’t deciving you, those are top bar mounted dual “power shifters” for maximum shifting performance. The shimano “mega range” rear cassette provide ample climbing gears and the bikes ultra light 36 pound [16 kg!!] weight puts it in contention for climbing bike of the year.

Wait there’s more, the geniuses at VISP have thrown in a FREE KICKSTAND, this is an outstanding addition for the tri crowd who often have to leave their bikes laying on the ground in the transition area, you’ll be a major balla in the tri crowd when everyone sees your bike standing proudly at attention with it’s kickstand.

You may be asking yourself, aren’t these about the cheapest parts available to outfit this bike? Well agains VISP has done the homework for you, spec’n out a 8 dollar rear derailleur 38 cent saddle allowed them to bring a bike like this with high end “KENDA” racing tires mounted on 20 dollar wheels to a price that nearly anyone could afford. Buy the bike now and spec it out with the Di2 components it deserves.

RTZ · February 10, 2015, 4:42pm

Mua kiinnostais tietää, mikä on näiden kamalien vispien ja näiden toisten marginaalisesti vähemmän kamalien vispien suhde toisiinsa.

madutin · February 10, 2015, 5:02pm

RTZ - 20:42, 10.2.2015 » Mua kiinnostais tietää, mikä on näiden kamalien vispien ja [näiden toisten marginaalisesti vähemmän kamalien vispien](http://www.visp-sports.com/bikes/racer-pro-05.php) suhde toisiinsa.

http://i.imgur.com/iNRuPIz.png

No mutta, vispilätehtaallahan ollaan aika tiiviisti inessä näis 2015 muotijutuissa. 369 euroa, sisältyyköhän laukut ja juomapullot hintaan???

tutam · February 10, 2015, 6:17pm

nysimum - 20:35, 10.2.2015 » Siirränpä tänne, on oikeampi topsuli. I don't have any complaints, but if I did have one it might be that the head tube seems to be separating from the down tube above the front fork, and kind of wiggles a bit. I'm not sure if that's bad or not, but so far there have been no problems beyond a few cracked spokes and a broken seat clamp and a snapped pedal. 5/5 [/quote]
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:'D Eipä siinä, mitä sitä nyt turhasta valittamaan.

nysimum · February 10, 2015, 6:26pm

http://i.imgur.com/9uSs3g3.jpg?1

Voee! Katsoin ensin että siinä on pieni tirppa maskottina, mutta todellisuus olikin karvas.

netspider · February 10, 2015, 6:32pm

retkivispi on kyllä kova, ei todellakaan kuulu tähän ketjuun

mannine · February 10, 2015, 6:37pm

en tiiä kuin kauas lähtisin AssEss merkkisillä navoilla.
APSE merkkiset jarrutkaan tuskin nakkaa sarvien yli

manuelkala · February 10, 2015, 7:02pm

halusin varottaa mun kaveria iikeliitä potentiaalisesta mokasta

ole hyvä

thericochet · February 12, 2015, 7:48am

Nyt vasta pääsin paistattelemaan ton Vispin taivallisessa valossa ja löysin (e. kaiken muun hyvän lisäksi) tämän tuolta Amazonin fakjuu-osastosta:
“We normally ship the bike in 54 cm because most of the rider in USA is more than 180cm(5.11”) or higher if there is no special specification,when you place the order."

normaali · February 13, 2015, 7:22pm

Tein tämmöttiin fullcustomz pandanruokapyörän, joka on mulle väärän kokonen + spacer stack + weekendouch. Mitä mieltä mannine on muute bambust?

mannine · February 13, 2015, 7:26pm

Koeajaahan häntä pitäisi

Konsta · February 23, 2015, 2:33pm

Muualla myynnissästä. Vihaan tätä estoitta.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10968449_10153108097483464_9208453473343507937_n.jpg?oh=8c354be6dd98388ec5dac7ad35d1473f&oe=558F607F&__gda__=1435696640_422dc10dd8af631fcca84057c3b93bba

nysimum · February 23, 2015, 2:34pm

No nyt on logoja kerrakseen.

Mut kiva lattia.

netspider · February 23, 2015, 2:38pm

Satula kauhee mut muuten 5/5

nalle_wheelroos · March 5, 2015, 11:24am

http://i.imgur.com/wAFhEpe.png
vaan tonniviissataa